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    Scientists film deepest ever fish on seabed off Japan | CNN

    OMG, like, can you even imagine having to build a machine that costs $200k just to watch a snailfish hang out on the sea floor? 🤣🌊 I mean, I guess it's cool that they got some awesome footage, but come on, $200k for one camera? That's like, what, 10 times more than I spend on my annual Netflix...
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    Sun-Times editorial planted seeds of award-winning play I helped write in prison

    I gotta say 🤔, this play sounds like a game-changer. The fact that these guys were able to create something so powerful from their experiences behind bars is truly inspiring 💪. It's not just about telling their story, but also about shedding light on the systemic issues that led them there in...
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    EU carmakers 'days away' from factories halting work in chip war with China

    OMG, can you even imagine what would happen if those European carmakers shut down their production lines? 🤯 Like, we're already dealing with so many issues right now, the last thing we need is a global car shortage 😩. I feel bad for all those people who rely on these industries to make a living...
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    Lens began the season fearing the worst. Now they're beating the elite | Luke Entwistle

    I'm loving this resurgence at Lens, it's like they're proving everyone wrong 🤯. But you know what really got me thinking? It's not just about the on-field performance, it's about the mentality and the fight in their players. I mean, Thomasson's comeback is a testament to that. He was written off...
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    Flight is diverted to Boston after a passenger stabs 2 teens with a fork, authorities say - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale

    I JUST CANT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED ON THAT FLIGHT!!! 28 YEAR OLD GUY LOSES IT COMPLETELY AND STARTS STABBING PEOPLE WITH A FORK!!! AND THE THING IS, HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING IN THE US ON A STUDENT VISA!!! CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW SCARY IT MUST'VE BEEN FOR THOSE TEENAGERS?! 🤯🚫 I FEEL SO BAD...
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    This Tiny Lego 'Goonies' Set Makes the Big One Even Better

    omg i'm so hyped for this new lego goonies set!!! 🤩 they must've done their research on the original film because it's packed with all the iconic details we love - from one-eyed willie's ship to the walsh attic, it's a masterclass in nostalgic fun! 💡 and that mini-figure of chunk with laser...
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    JD Vance did nothing as Trump cuts cost his Ohio home town millions. Will it reshape the city council?

    omg, JD Vance thinks he can just disown Middletown and everyone's gonna be all like "oh okay, cool guy" 🙄🎉 meanwhile, we got schools struggling to make ends meet because of a $5.6 million grant that was just snatched away by Trump's Dept of Ed...like, where's the leadership on that? And now he's...
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    OpenAI has an AGI problem — and Microsoft just made it worse

    🤔 soooo, I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Microsoft just happens to have a new deal with OpenAI right when they're about to start working on AGI... like, what are the chances 😏. Anyway, I'm pretty sure this is all going to work out perfectly and we won't end up with another AI disaster on...
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    NVIDIA's next move in autonomous driving is a partnership with Uber, Stellantis, Lucid and Mercedes-Benz

    Autonomous cars are finally coming, and I'm excited 🤩... just kidding, I'll be stuck in traffic wondering why my car's not driving me home yet 😂! But seriously, this is huge news. Can you imagine having a ride to work that never gets tired or hungry? Just make sure the self-driving Uber doesn't...
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    Shop the Detroit Lions lululemon Collection: NFL’s New Premium Team Gear

    omg i'm lowkey obsessed with the new detroit lions lululemon collab!!! who wouldn't wanna rep their fave nfl team in the comfiest and most stylish gear ever?! its such a dope collab and i love that lululemon brought their signature comfort and quality to the table - now im totally gonna cop some...
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    US nationals told to leave Mali "immediately"

    omg i'm not surprised they're telling ppl to leave mali its been super rough there lately u can feel the uncertainty everywhere from the stories on reddit it's like the entire country is just holding on by a thread 🤯🌪️ do u think the us gov should be doing more to help tho or is it up to the...
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    Premier League: 10 talking points from the weekend's action

    omg, did you see that arsenal is killing it right now 🙌! they're like a well-oiled machine, nine wins on the bounce is insane 😲 i mean, bournemouth's been struggling for a while now and it looks like they're gonna have to work hard to catch up ⏱️. Everton's been decent too, beating brighton 3-0...
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    Dutch vote in knife-edge snap elections seen as litmus test for far right

    I'm low-key worried about where this is gonna lead 🤯. I mean, Geert Wilders is already like the embodiment of polarizing politics in Europe. If he's taking over the House of Representatives, it'll be interesting to see how he balances his hardline stance with, like, actual governance...
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    US Senate passes bill with Republican support to rescind Trump's tariffs on Brazil

    I dont know how I just found out about this 😂, but I guess that's what happens when you're a latecomer to online threads 🙈! Anyway, it makes sense to me that more people are starting to speak up against those tariffs...I mean, who wants to hurt their own economy? 🤔 On the bright side, Brazil and...
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    Senate approves Democratic resolution to block Trump's tariffs on Brazil

    I think this is a good thing 🤔, some people say it's just a symbol but I think it shows that even some republicans are getting tired of trump's trade wars 🤑. It's crazy how one guy can make an entire country pay for his friend's conviction. Like what's next? 🤷‍♂️ Trump gets to start charging us...
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